Get answers in Quantum Time.

Answers before you’re even done formulating your question.

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Come up with a question

Ready to test Piazza Quantum? Think of a question you need answers to immediately.

Say your question out loud

Hold the button and state your question clearly and loudly into the microphone.

Get your answer in Quantum Time

Half way through stating your question, release the button to see the answer!

Ask Your Question

Your answer is:

Press button to ask your question

Hmmm... we are not detecting anything. Can you speak louder?

This question is irrelevant in the larger scale of things.

Are you sure you are clicking on the mouse?

Well, it depends...

The answers for this question is within you.

Speaking of which, a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar...

42

That darn Bobby Tables!! Make sure you sanitize your database inputs.

I don't think I know the answer to that question. Please try again.

Explain your solution to this rubber duck and you’ll see the error in no time!

Ehhhhh sounds good enough; just test it on Production.

Be more confident when you ask the question. Your mother will be proud!

Have you tried "import answer.py" ?

Please be patient with me. Try once more.

Sounds like you need a few pointers. 0x3A28213A, 0x6339392C, 0x7363682E.

Having trouble with MySQL? Try using somebody else's SQL!

Try putting sudo in front, then it should do whatever you want.

Get to your Ballmer Peak and try again.

How does it work?

One word. Science. R&D department of Piazza has employed countless Quantum Physics PhD students and Post Docs to bring Quantum Time answers to you. No one knows how it actually works but it is accurate over 0.1% of the time and that is a huge break through in this field!

How does it change my Piazza Experience?

We have completely reimagined the interface. We replaced the Question Feed and Post View with a single “Ask your question button”. This button gets you answers in Quantum time, which means you get answers even before you finish asking your question. How cool is that? No more waiting for your classmates and professors to get their act together and answer your question.

Who came up with Piazza Quantum?

Couple of engineers working on the web interface got sick and tired of feature requests and complaints and wanted to develop a product that essentially makes their lives much easier. It was pure coincidence that the product was a huge breakthrough in science and helps students get answers (kinda) faster. Piazza has nominated them for a Nobel Science Prize but haven’t heard back from the committee yet.